Such a pathetic wretch...

Well, another sunday night out and of course I went home alone. How pathetic?!?!? and to top it off Taco Bell fucked up my order! WHO THE FUCK EATS BEAN BURRITOS?!?!? Fuckin-A! I'm a card carrying-diehard meat-eater! Why the fuck would I order a mexican pizza (no beans) then order six fuckin bean burritos?!?!? FUCKIN TEST TUBE BABIES AT FUCKING TACO BELL!!!

But I digress...

Taco Bell is merely a symptom of the sad life I am currently living. The love of a good and beautiful woman would work wonders. Not to mention a job that paid 5G's more a year.

Well, that's enough whining for now. Life as fat man with no cash is a sad and lonely existence.