The Walking Dead is some BS...
The AMC hit, "The Walking Dead", has been on air for 4 seasons. I've heard good and bad reviews but have never watched it until this weekend (thanks Netflix). But after watching the first season, I call bullshit on this series.
First, when the primary character leaves the hospital, he sees all of the dead people who were shot in the head. He sees all of the military vehicles (probably half gassed up). He continues on his way home wearing only the hospital gown, underwear and footwear he had from the hospital - BULLSHIT. Even if you were half out of your mind, you'd find some clothes, shoes and steal a vehicle to get where you're trying to go.
Second, the show states that after the conversion to zombie/walker, what reanimates is going on instinct, not knowledge. So how is it that the "walkers" know to climb ladders, look under cars, search an RV, especially when they can't see anything - they have no eyesight as a result of 1) dying and 2) the majority of their brain is no longer functional, including the frontal lobe.
Third, I understand the feeding frenzy, but not the hunter seeker zombie that can chase & follow you and climb over fences to get you.
It's an interesting drama of survival but it's some bullshit! Don't break the rules of being a zombie. Make up your mind for the show, do you want fast zombies or traditional slow zombies, pick a lane and stay on it. If it's got enough of a mind-set to chase you and see you (even though it can't see) then it's not a zombie in the traditional sense.
Anyway... I'll give it a shot for the second season because some stuff is laugh out loud funny but it's still some bullshit.
PEace.
First, when the primary character leaves the hospital, he sees all of the dead people who were shot in the head. He sees all of the military vehicles (probably half gassed up). He continues on his way home wearing only the hospital gown, underwear and footwear he had from the hospital - BULLSHIT. Even if you were half out of your mind, you'd find some clothes, shoes and steal a vehicle to get where you're trying to go.
Second, the show states that after the conversion to zombie/walker, what reanimates is going on instinct, not knowledge. So how is it that the "walkers" know to climb ladders, look under cars, search an RV, especially when they can't see anything - they have no eyesight as a result of 1) dying and 2) the majority of their brain is no longer functional, including the frontal lobe.
Third, I understand the feeding frenzy, but not the hunter seeker zombie that can chase & follow you and climb over fences to get you.
It's an interesting drama of survival but it's some bullshit! Don't break the rules of being a zombie. Make up your mind for the show, do you want fast zombies or traditional slow zombies, pick a lane and stay on it. If it's got enough of a mind-set to chase you and see you (even though it can't see) then it's not a zombie in the traditional sense.
Anyway... I'll give it a shot for the second season because some stuff is laugh out loud funny but it's still some bullshit.
PEace.
posted by Fat Bobby at 4:28 PM
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